getithere | Fifty Shades themed fics....*Some recs inside*

Everyone!!! We have an innocent soul that hasn't come across the CG!Fic.

Okay, I am gonna tell you but please...pleeaaaase don't go and read it. I will not be responsible for yet another traumatized person.

It's a fic called Blood and Fire by Starema that has extremly violent, gory, disturbing scenes of a tortured Justin in Brian's loft by two sadistic thugs 'hired' by Mikey that at one point use a cheese grater against his skin, thighs etc ... among other 'things' and leave him for dead. Let's just say Brian passes out when he comes back home and even a paramedic screams.

Yep...the CG!fic...shudders and goes for a therapeutic cup of hot cocoa.

Edited 2012-06-02 21:38 (UTC)

*lol* I so not sure if I need to explore that. You think it's compulsory for real fans?

Yes...

Compulsory...

To stay the fu*k away from it!

ROFL

What a relief! I did however think about never going out again without my cheese grater. Seems to be a very effective weapon. "Don't move or I'll show you my cheese grater." (This posting was brought to you by Tupperware.)

LMAO...omfg, I would be so freaked the hell out if someone said that to me. ROFL. seriously, I haven't touched a cheese grater in almost 4 months since that freaking fic.

I'm not even kidding, Blood and Fire was one of the first QAF fics I ever read. It should have traumatized me but I was already too warped for that to happen. Some of Starema's other fics might have done the trick though-Lord have mercy!

DON'T REC THAT FIC, YOU'LL DAMAGE THE NEWBIE!!!!!

Edited 2012-06-03 04:35 (UTC)

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Crisis Averted, one newbie unscarred. Must protect others though. Can the CheeseGrater!Fic be contained and barb wired?

Screw the fic, can I be contained and...you know...but not barb-wired. That would be worse than the cheese grater. Maybe. Oh, god....

Keep calm and breathe...don't visualize...you know...OMFG!!!! I AM BLIND!!!!!!

Flogging a pregnant woman?

I need to go to church today. I do. Haven't been in one in the last 8 years. What do people do in churches these days?

Don't ask me! I'm a way lapsed Catholic. If I walk in a church, I'd prolly be struck by lightning.

Yeah, I am kind of worried about the holy water burning me. Well at least it's not...OMFG...Just remembered the ''úrine acid''... in the...arghhhhhh, this is PTSD, caused by CG!FIC.

You think if we gathered up all the FSOG books and put them in a Devil's Trap, and poured holy water on them...we could exorcize the demons out of them?

O'm thinking we should call Sam and Dean in on this. Bobby, too.

Sam, Dean, Bobby, resurect John, Castiel, Gabriel, Buffy, Angel, Scully and Mulder, Constantine...a few gallons of holy water, we get the Pope to skype in an exorcism and grate garlic all over the ashes.

Mysterious Marilyn might be of help.

Sam, Dean, Bobby, resurect John, Castiel, Gabriel, Buffy, Angel, Scully and Mulder, Constantine...a few gallons of holy water, we get the Pope to skype in an exorcism and grate garlic all over the ashes.

Mysterious Marilyn might be of help.

This may be my favorite comment of 2012.

Well, since Chuck Norris retired...we need all the freaking help we can get.

now i have to read it

Oh good Lord,...well if you're strong enough...GO for it! We have a therapy tea club on Sunday's instead of mass for CG!fic if you decide you need a shoulder to vomit on.
Cheers,
Lee

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