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Fifty Shades themed fics....Some recs inside

I just finished Fifty Shades of Grey book 1. I was wondering if there are any fics along the lines of Shades for my boys Brian and Justin. If so please share.

Thanks in advance!!!

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Wow, just spent an hour googling, wikipedia-ing 50 shades of grey since I had no freaking clue what it was about and I am just...errm...Just not my cup of tea. High up there with the CheeseGrater!Fic.

Uhmmm...if you want BDSM go for elyxer's site and some of her stories.

Ehmmm...for a better and much lighter, psychologicaly rational explanation/scenes of BDSM without stomping on Marquis de Sade and Sacher-Masoch go for Why not with me by indigo over on midnightwhispers.

ps. A BESTSELLER? For reals?! THUD!

Edited 2012-06-02 16:40 (UTC)

Um...what exactly is CheeseGrater!Fic????????

Everyone!!! We have an innocent soul that hasn't come across the CG!Fic.

Okay, I am gonna tell you but please...pleeaaaase don't go and read it. I will not be responsible for yet another traumatized person.

It's a fic called Blood and Fire by Starema that has extremly violent, gory, disturbing scenes of a tortured Justin in Brian's loft by two sadistic thugs 'hired' by Mikey that at one point use a cheese grater against his skin, thighs etc ... among other 'things' and leave him for dead. Let's just say Brian passes out when he comes back home and even a paramedic screams.

Yep...the CG!fic...shudders and goes for a therapeutic cup of hot cocoa.

Edited 2012-06-02 21:38 (UTC)

*lol* I so not sure if I need to explore that. You think it's compulsory for real fans?

Yes...

Compulsory...

To stay the fu*k away from it!

ROFL

What a relief! I did however think about never going out again without my cheese grater. Seems to be a very effective weapon. "Don't move or I'll show you my cheese grater." (This posting was brought to you by Tupperware.)

LMAO...omfg, I would be so freaked the hell out if someone said that to me. ROFL. seriously, I haven't touched a cheese grater in almost 4 months since that freaking fic.

I'm not even kidding, Blood and Fire was one of the first QAF fics I ever read. It should have traumatized me but I was already too warped for that to happen. Some of Starema's other fics might have done the trick though-Lord have mercy!

DON'T REC THAT FIC, YOU'LL DAMAGE THE NEWBIE!!!!!

Edited 2012-06-03 04:35 (UTC)

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Crisis Averted, one newbie unscarred. Must protect others though. Can the CheeseGrater!Fic be contained and barb wired?

Screw the fic, can I be contained and...you know...but not barb-wired. That would be worse than the cheese grater. Maybe. Oh, god....

Keep calm and breathe...don't visualize...you know...OMFG!!!! I AM BLIND!!!!!!

Flogging a pregnant woman?

I need to go to church today. I do. Haven't been in one in the last 8 years. What do people do in churches these days?

Don't ask me! I'm a way lapsed Catholic. If I walk in a church, I'd prolly be struck by lightning.

Yeah, I am kind of worried about the holy water burning me. Well at least it's not...OMFG...Just remembered the ''úrine acid''... in the...arghhhhhh, this is PTSD, caused by CG!FIC.

You think if we gathered up all the FSOG books and put them in a Devil's Trap, and poured holy water on them...we could exorcize the demons out of them?

O'm thinking we should call Sam and Dean in on this. Bobby, too.

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now i have to read it

Oh good Lord,...well if you're strong enough...GO for it! We have a therapy tea club on Sunday's instead of mass for CG!fic if you decide you need a shoulder to vomit on.
Cheers,
Lee

Lol at comparing 50 shades to cheesegrater!fic. Well, I'm sure that if Christian invited cheesegrater to their bedroom games, Ana would orgasm just as hard as she did from every other thing he initiated, so it'd be all well in the end.

I kind of doubt that it would be such a hit with the audience though...;o) On the other hand, it could be a campaign by Brian Kinney to market cheese graters...

Oh, you don't know about the rolling pin...cough cough. A lot of kitchen appliances were in that CG!fic...used, abused...u name it, it happened. LOL.

pS. Just read one of the comments about a A TAMPON????!!!

You know, I grew up in a freaking WAR torn country but nothing traumatized me as some of the stuff in various fandoms. I should just quit reading altogether.

*pets* I seem to read different fan fic. Not that it's all trauma-less but mostly I suffer from really bad orthography and "baby talk" in B/J fics...All those poor abused kitchen appliances....sounds very Desperate Housewifes to me.

I was new, young and foolish...Oh well, we live and learn. LOL

Yep, know what you mean. More than two 'óh, baby's in one chapter and I am out.

Nah, it's more Twilight Zone NC30, people with weak hearts and stomachs stay away.

Edited 2012-06-03 04:47 (UTC)

I AM over 30, so I'm even more likely to have a weak heart. I was tempted because the kitchen appliances made me strangely curious. But in that case, I'd even prefer Tampon!porn ;o)...

You know I so understand the BDSM community's pissed off atitude at that 'work'.
From what little excerpts I have read it's just...degrading and humiliating at times and BDSM, from what I gathered, and even though I am not into it at all in fictional or real life, is about trust - something that goes way deeper than most of Elisabeth Taylor's marriages. rofl.

But anyways, I didn't read it all and will not, so wtf do I know.

I still feel, it pretty much pissed in the face of Jung, Sade, Masoch and femmanine assertion in today's 'whose dick is bigger' world.

Yep, right up there with kitchen appliances gone wild fic.

Yeah, and her going "Jeez!" the whole time.

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