Daphne has sex with Justin, very, very AU

[michira-70.livejournal.com]

From the fic:
"...it hurt a little at first but when Justin hit my prostate over and over again it felt so nice..."

Someone on my IJ flist mentioned this sentence in a post, but she can't remember more of the fic. This one line stuck in her head, can't imagine why. ;)

And yes, appearently Daphne has a prostate in that fic *gg*

ETA:Oops, forgot to ask if anyone knows this fic?
ETA2: Nothing found so far, but there are some very funny comments in here. :D

Comments

[court1429.livejournal.com]

O.o ummmmm... I don't even know what to say except that if this fic is found Imma be expecting to read about it on weepingcock. ;DDD

I'd say we can at least take comfort in the fact that Daph has a prosTATE instead of a prosTRATE, but it's probably just that Michi can spell.

In case you've never checked the comm's user pics, there are some choice bad!fic ones available. And some good fic ones, too. ;)

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

Daph was such a great hag she got upgraded to honorary gay man and was awarded a prostate :)

Admittedly, females do have the Skene's gland, which is sometimes called the "female prostate." (I know this thanks to research done after something similar was indeed posted on weepingcock lol.) BUT I highly doubt the author knew this. And it's REALLY not a term that should ever be used to refer to a female in a smut scene. Just results in major WTF. Good grief, say "G-spot" if you must.

I dunno. Het written within this fandom creeps me out no matter what, lol.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

And, of course, I don't know what part of her he was fucking.

If she's got a prostate in her ass... see Mulder.

[court1429.livejournal.com]

You know, I totally assumed it was referring to ass fucking. I mean, surely they'd at least have heard of the g-spot, right?

Basically, though? I'm with Mulder.

[wouldbedorothy.livejournal.com]

I'm imagining someone who'd read a lot of m/m porn, from that just knew prostate = feel good place, and thought it applied everywhere?

I'm always with Mulder :):):)

[court1429.livejournal.com]

late comment is late, but how is it Fox Mulder's so damn hot and David Duchovny isn't? (well, at least to me) ;)

[(Anonymous)]

Because we know a lot about Fox, which makes him hot.

And, we know different things about David, which makes him 'not'.

Duchovny's a good reminder of how an actor is NOT his character.

[court1429.livejournal.com]

AND that he's a pretty good actor! ;)

[such-a-steph.livejournal.com]

I never thought about it before, but that's soooo true! One of life's great mysteries!