Daphne has sex with Justin, very, very AU

[michira-70.livejournal.com]

From the fic:
"...it hurt a little at first but when Justin hit my prostate over and over again it felt so nice..."

Someone on my IJ flist mentioned this sentence in a post, but she can't remember more of the fic. This one line stuck in her head, can't imagine why. ;)

And yes, appearently Daphne has a prostate in that fic *gg*

ETA:Oops, forgot to ask if anyone knows this fic?
ETA2: Nothing found so far, but there are some very funny comments in here. :D

Comments

[mysid.livejournal.com]

Oh lord. I wish I could be surprised, but given that this is the same fandom that brought us Serial-killer-merman Brian, nothing surprises me anymore.

[niims.livejournal.com]

LOL4EVER. This is why 11 year olds should not write sex in fanfic.

[connorblond.livejournal.com]

OMG ... who writes stuff like that?

[wjsc99.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of the co-worker who asked me if it's true that women have a urethra. She'd always thought it was another word for 'penis'.

[court1429.livejournal.com]

O.o ummmmm... I don't even know what to say except that if this fic is found Imma be expecting to read about it on weepingcock. ;DDD

I'd say we can at least take comfort in the fact that Daph has a prosTATE instead of a prosTRATE, but it's probably just that Michi can spell.

In case you've never checked the comm's user pics, there are some choice bad!fic ones available. And some good fic ones, too. ;)

[vlredreign.livejournal.com]

Here's my question, Michi...

WHY THE ACTUAL FUCK WOULD YOU WANT TO READ THIS DRECKITUDE!?!?!

Tommy Joe is not amused. *points to icon*

[gaedhal.livejournal.com]

The American school systems' lack of education
about sex and the body strikes again.

Or maybe Daphne is intersexed?

[claracar.livejournal.com]

Well, Daphne with a prostate isn't really any weirder than Mpreg fics LOL.

[kay-jay-dee.livejournal.com]

Jeez, you guys. Stop being so judgemental. Why can't Daphne be one of the cool people, too?