Brian and Justin (canon or post 513) with pets and "Horsing Around" fic.

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hi, my best friend got a new black kitten that has hazel eyes and we're either naming him Kinney or Rage. It depends on his personality after a few days with him. And we're getting a blond kitty soon to name either Sunshine or Taylor. LOL!
Anyway, we got to talking about how much we love fics with B/J and animals and how I kind of have the same reaction to pets as Brian would, which is odd, because in our relationship, I'm 'the Justin'.
My first request is for her, and maybe me if there are any I haven't read. I've checked this tag:
http://community.livejournal.com/getithere/tag/b%2Fj%20own%20or%20care%20for%20pets
But, does anyone know of any more? I've read and love most mentioned. Is there any others?

Edit of Above: FOUND LOTS! Can't wait to read through them!

Edit of below nope, just my thoughts going back to Justin's butt size stemming from a 'funny' scene in season 3. Explanation in last comment reply.

Also, I don't know if I just thought this up and was going to write it and never did, because Sarah, (friend with new kitten) says she recalls me talking about it but can't remember if it was in a fic we read or just me talking about writing it.
Is there a fic where Brian buys Justin a horse for the stables at Britin and Justin can't ride and makes an ass out of himself trying and his ass is just too big to ride in a saddle correctly, (lucky saddle) and Brian is all debonair about it and can ride like the wind, lol! Because I totally want to write a 'horsing around' fic if no one else has so please let me know.

Thanks in advance!
:) Rory

Comments

[netlagd.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always that one where Brian gets the egg that hatches into a dragon and the dragon hates Justin. I remember the dragon's name is something like Marlon Brando


I wrote one called "Snickerbocker: Justin gets a puppy" kind of a crack!fic/satire on marysueisms. You can read it here:
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[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't think I've read your fic but look forward to checking it out. And yes, I recall the dragon fic too. I know I've read that one. But I've never read yours and I do so love the crack!fic side of pet!fic. It's my fave part of it all.

As it should be when I write my fic which is apparently not a fic after thorough talk through with my friend, it was something that came up after watching Justin in episode 307? when having dinner with Ethan, and he's going down on him and thinks his ass is totally off the chair but isn't because, wait a minute, he forgot how big his ass is, and the chair tilts. We were laughing our butts off and apparently that's where I came up with 'What Justin's ass wouldn't fit into or on.' Because J-lo and Dash-ass have nothing on Taylor Made Ass.

That was probably just funny to me, but for future commenters, there was the explanation. LOL!

Thanks so much. *hugs*
Rory

[vlredreign.livejournal.com]

Where's the dragon story?? I read that ages ago and laughed my ass off!

[netlagd.livejournal.com]

I can't remember who wrote the damned thing.
It was really funny - poor Justin.