Brian and Justin (canon or post 513) with pets and "Horsing Around" fic.

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hi, my best friend got a new black kitten that has hazel eyes and we're either naming him Kinney or Rage. It depends on his personality after a few days with him. And we're getting a blond kitty soon to name either Sunshine or Taylor. LOL!
Anyway, we got to talking about how much we love fics with B/J and animals and how I kind of have the same reaction to pets as Brian would, which is odd, because in our relationship, I'm 'the Justin'.
My first request is for her, and maybe me if there are any I haven't read. I've checked this tag:
http://community.livejournal.com/getithere/tag/b%2Fj%20own%20or%20care%20for%20pets
But, does anyone know of any more? I've read and love most mentioned. Is there any others?

Edit of Above: FOUND LOTS! Can't wait to read through them!

Edit of below nope, just my thoughts going back to Justin's butt size stemming from a 'funny' scene in season 3. Explanation in last comment reply.

Also, I don't know if I just thought this up and was going to write it and never did, because Sarah, (friend with new kitten) says she recalls me talking about it but can't remember if it was in a fic we read or just me talking about writing it.
Is there a fic where Brian buys Justin a horse for the stables at Britin and Justin can't ride and makes an ass out of himself trying and his ass is just too big to ride in a saddle correctly, (lucky saddle) and Brian is all debonair about it and can ride like the wind, lol! Because I totally want to write a 'horsing around' fic if no one else has so please let me know.

Thanks in advance!
:) Rory

Comments

Horsing around

[poppieshaze.livejournal.com]

It surely isn't the story you are looking for but in chapter 7 of Predec2's "Roughing It: Adventures in the Great Beyond" (http://www.midnightwhispers.ca/viewstory.php?sid=1551), Justin has trouble staying on the horse because of his short legs... B&J go camping, which is reason enough to read this fic!

Re: Horsing around

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the link, I'll check it out. :) And oh yes, love B/J camping too.

[oasis6028.livejournal.com]

Hi Rory, have you read my Snow and Shadow? http://www.mags-nificent.com/MSW/TF/Snow.htm

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hi, no I don't think I have had the pleasure. This shall go on my list. Thank you so much for showing me the link. :) *hugs*

[teatotaller.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, why aren't there more stable fics? I would think that Brian and Justin could have gotten up to all sorts of hijinks in Britin's stable.

Here's pet fic for you: Rule of the Jungle Universe (http://sites.google.com/site/laylafic/queerasfolk-main/rule-main) by laylafic. The last part is fairly recent.

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Stable fics, that has a nice ring to it, and yes there should be more. I shall put your link on my 'to read' list. Thanks so much.
*hugs*

[nightvision55.livejournal.com]

I wrote one about Justin's really weird pet and Brian's reaction to it!

It's Metamorphosis:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5457725/1/Metamorphosis

[lacrimio.livejournal.com]

It was absolutely beautiful your story. And Brian and Justin so spot on IMHO! Loved it.

[nightvision55.livejournal.com]

Glad you liked it! : D

[itzy68.livejournal.com]

Metamorphosis is my favourite one-shot of all time! Its beautiful and smart and funny. Great story!

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

This shall be going on my list of stuff to read. Thank you so much for the link. I so love finding that there is lots of new fic to read. :)

[kiddoditto.livejournal.com]

lol, sorry rory, just read the saddle part and couldn't stop loughing. if such a fic really exists its hilerious and sooooooo not realistic.

as a person who owns a small pony and rode small ponys for all her life and never had a problem to sit on the saddle, i can tell you this is not possible . of course their are really small saddles (made for children who ride small ponys.

justin wouldn't be able to ride a small pony because he is is to heavy and to tall. so therefore he wouldn't be sitting on a small saddle.
he could ride a big pony or a horse. and in that case it would be a big enough saddle for justin. if the saddle would be to small for him it would also be to small for the horse.
so, if this fic doesn't exists, and you ever plan to write this, please consult me with this part of the storie.

and i can tell you, i never read such a thing before, i would definately remeber this....

[kiddoditto.livejournal.com]

reading my comment it sounds kind of rude,... but i didn't mean it that way. i just had this scene in my head and couldn't stop loughing.
no idea how much of a horse person you are, so if you ever write something with horses or ponys in it i can take a look at it and tell you if this looks realitic or not.

i have read quite a bit stories with horses in it where the writers had no clue what they are doing. it's like when people with no child experience write brian and justin with a child....

[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hey you, don't think for a second your comment was rude. You know I understand where you are coming from with that. The fic I would write would have no base in true reality. It would be a joke, for pure crack-fic and funniness. You know, your expertise is even more perfect because it SHOULD be impossible for anyone's ass to not fit right in a saddle. But leave it to Justin to have a wrongly shaped ass. Everyone else in the universe could fit in a saddle, but not Justin. And of course this would be something totally unbelievable and silly, just a funny silly slutty fic to make fun of Justin's HUGE and wonderful ass.

I totally get where you're coming from though. I may consult you though just so I can get the specifics exact of why anyone's ass would fit in a saddle. LOL!

*hugs you tight*
Rory

[netlagd.livejournal.com]

Well, there's always that one where Brian gets the egg that hatches into a dragon and the dragon hates Justin. I remember the dragon's name is something like Marlon Brando


I wrote one called "Snickerbocker: Justin gets a puppy" kind of a crack!fic/satire on marysueisms. You can read it here:
http://netfics.livejournal.com/5792.html

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[galeandrandy.livejournal.com]

Hey, I don't think I've read your fic but look forward to checking it out. And yes, I recall the dragon fic too. I know I've read that one. But I've never read yours and I do so love the crack!fic side of pet!fic. It's my fave part of it all.

As it should be when I write my fic which is apparently not a fic after thorough talk through with my friend, it was something that came up after watching Justin in episode 307? when having dinner with Ethan, and he's going down on him and thinks his ass is totally off the chair but isn't because, wait a minute, he forgot how big his ass is, and the chair tilts. We were laughing our butts off and apparently that's where I came up with 'What Justin's ass wouldn't fit into or on.' Because J-lo and Dash-ass have nothing on Taylor Made Ass.

That was probably just funny to me, but for future commenters, there was the explanation. LOL!

Thanks so much. *hugs*
Rory

[vlredreign.livejournal.com]

Where's the dragon story?? I read that ages ago and laughed my ass off!

[netlagd.livejournal.com]

I can't remember who wrote the damned thing.
It was really funny - poor Justin.