Justin and his butter churn o' lurve

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I was talking to a couple of people about the Puritans earlier and almost died from a sudden laughing fit when my mind decided to recall the event of Brian giving Amish!Justin a butter churn in a fic. :D

Does anyone maybe remember the fic I'm referring to and can link me? Aside from the butter churn, I remember star-gazing and also something about a cell phone--Justin couldn't operate it or something?

(Yes yes, I know that the Amish have little to do with the Puritans, I just can't control my mind's fanfic-sozzled ways.)

Edit: Found crazily quickly, because I'm a douche.