Brian as a politican + roadkill?

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Hello comm!

So, I search for some fics.

1. Brian as a politician. But NOT mayor of Pittsburgh, but either senator or president? (Could be a couple of fics, I'm confused like that)

2. That's an odd request. I seem to remember something about... roadkill? I just remember a bit of dialogue and that's like: "Are you saying that someday children will eat roadkill?" - "No, I say someday children will be fighting over roadkill". I realise that's not much, but it drives me crazy. I'm not even sure if it was QaF-fandom... but well...


Thanks in advance! Keep up the good work.

EDIT:
some for number one found. check the comments.
still waiting and hoping for number two though :(