Brian's Mattress Reminisces

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Long time ago, I read a fic in which Brian's mattress reminisces. I have no idea who wrote it or where it was published. I'd like to find it again. Ring any bells? 

Edit July 25, 2012: In this fic, the mattress has given full service and is being replaced with a new one.

Edit August 12, 2012: not found, still searching. 

Iani