There's always suzvoy's The Things I Cannot Change (http://www.suzvoy.com/qaf/tticc1.html) in which the shower proves the best place to imprison Brian in order to force him to detox.

BTW, your link to "Mrs. Justin Taylor, I Presume" didn't work for me, but this link (http://sonofabiscuit77.livejournal.com/19508.html) did.